These are in no particular order. 🙂
1. Everything has a sound effect.
2. Plungers double as swords.
3. Expensive clothes are a bad idea. They ruin them.
4. Horses, guitars, and tractors.
5. Crayons make aggressive noises. (See #1)
6. My hand vac moonlights as a gun.
7. In fact, everything doubles as a gun or sword.
8. A diaper and a Burger King crown is a favorite outfit.
9. Little boys dressed just like daddy are too cute.
10. Peanut butter covered hands, and a peanut butter covered face saying, “RAWR!”