More quotes

Here are a few more that make me giggle.

“I’m only doing this because I think my TA’s hot.”-Shana, putting on makeup

“Don’t read me the directions; just tell me what to do!” -Lauren

Me: “Um, I think you…nevermind.”
Steven: “What?”
Me: “Nothing.”
Steven: “What were you going to say?”
Me: “Nothing. Really.”
Steven: “Yes you were. What were you gonna say?”
Me: “Nothing. You’ll laugh at me.”
Steven: “Probably will, but tell me anyway.”
Me: “No. Ok…For a second I thought…you were driving on the wrong side of the road.”
Steven: (after laughing for a couple of minutes) Good thing I’m driving.

Random guy at the bowling alley: “So who’s getting married?”
Ashley, Holly, & Me: “We are!”
Guy: “Huh?!”
haha, I’m pretty sure for a second he thought we meant to each other.

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